Hotter Than New Love

Does Charlie Daniels play a mean fiddle? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aZLw_KBdqc

Gordon Brown leads Al Gore into the closet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDSnyz1Wytw …we’re in deeper trouble than I thought…

Dear Citizens of Missouri, Due to recent run ins with incompetence, I must relay the following information. Your state seems to not have gotten the memo about the left lane on the highway which is designated for driving fast, and the right most lane which is designated for driving slow as dump. Please immediately cease [...]

The grand old Duke of York,He had ten thousand men;He marched them up to the top of the hill,And he marched them down again. And when they were up, they were up,And when they were down, they were down,And when they were only half-way up,They were neither up nor down.

Possible catch phrases for this new invention: “The Autohammer. Just in time, I’ve lost the ability to use my arms due to laziness.” “The Autohammer. Might work for longer than a day.” “The Autohammer. The best China made product for automatically driving nails. Until it breaks.” “The Autohammer. You might get about a half hour [...]

In the wild world of NASCAR, the “chase” has begun. This means, over the course of the next 10 races, 12 drivers will compete for the coveted Sprint cup. It is the most exciting time in motor sports. This year is a bit different because Juan Pablo Montoya is trying to become the first foreign [...]