Camo Truck: Rusty Camo Jeep!
22. Nov, 2012 
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Camo trucks come in all different sizes, shapes and colors. Like the beautiful uniqueness of the snowflake, every camo truck is uniquely beautiful. The options are literally limitless when it comes to camo trucks and only the creative power of their masters can limit their potential to inspire and amaze. Sometimes camo trucks aren’t even trucks at all. For sometimes … they are … CAMO JEEPS!
Behold!
Camo Jeep!
They say a picture is worth a thousand words and this particular shot speaks volumes. Where shall we start?
For one, why do the tires not match? What a mystery. Perhaps one of the original matching tires was destroyed in a battle as the camo jeep was rumbling through a distant jungle or desert. Perhaps one of the original tires flew off whilst the owner was doing doughnuts in a Wal-Mart parking lot. Who can say? Also missing from this particular beauty is the rear passenger door handle. Perhaps the handle was removed as the camo jeep was used to transport enemy prisoners. Or, perhaps it broke off whilst the owner was hitting it with a snow scraper.
The paint job, a home made tapestry from the looks of it, uses the classic tan, brown and green swirls that grant the mind a true source of inspiration. While some may think the rusting wheel wells detract from the paint’s pristine beauty, I beg to differ. The eroding metal serves only to increase the aerodynamic nature of the camo jeep, increasing it’s ability to out run its enemies.
Let this camo jeep serve as an inspiration to us all. Don’t limit yourself to camo trucks, dear readers. You can camo just about anything these days; jeeps, dish washers, Toyota Prius, camo house, camo office chair. May you never limit yourself to spreading the beauty that is camo!
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Since Benghazi, Hilary Clinton has been wearing camo…..can’t see her anywhere!!