Words not to be paired together

14. Mar, 2010 8 Comments

I’ve been funded through some of the stimulus money to inform the world regarding various groupings of words that simply should not go together.

1. Chinese food buffet (speaking from unfortunate experience)
2. Catholic democrat
3. Sleeveless t-shirt
4. Dog sweater
5. Discount toilet paper
6. Modern design
7. Men’s capri pants
8. Jesuit opening hymn written in 1972
9. Thrift store sleeping bag
10. Director George Lucas
11. Boxed wine
12. Light beer
13. Discount cheesecake

Random Thoughts

8 Responses to “Words not to be paired together”

  1. dies irae 14. Mar, 2010 at 9:29 pm

    Selfless politician
    "green" industry
    government health-care

    …boxed wine?! That's a good deal…

  2. Christopher J 17. Mar, 2010 at 3:18 am

    You forgot these:

    1. Thrift-store Underwear
    2. Low-fat Mayo
    3. Andy Razor

  3. dies irae 17. Mar, 2010 at 9:50 am

    Uneventful Workfest…

  4. Anonymous 18. Mar, 2010 at 2:38 am

    Cubs in World Series

    Happy camper

    Government transparency

  5. Christopher J 19. Mar, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    Oh, and this one:

    4. Ozzie Guillen Sanity

  6. dies irae 19. Mar, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    Woohoo! No accidents during all three weeks of Workfest on the west side except me backing into a bus and Robyn pointing that out to the groups at closing. Talk about "eat crow pie".

  7. admin 29. Mar, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    lol @george lucas

    –
    Paul

  8. Taye 14. May, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    ha…how about “hippie republican”